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TOMMY MacKAY, The Trolls Are Calling

by MC Frosty

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Investigating officer in Case #CW18016743, Cornwall Police Service
(613) 933-5000
MacKAY, Tommy Constable ext 2789
MAXWELL, Chad Inspector ext 2420
SPOWART, Shawna Deputy Chief ext 2753

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Tommy, I'm surprised ya haven't called me
Been choppin' ya cop ass up like it's salami
Cockmeat on the beat this is raw beef
Pussy bitch, lil dinky, stinky like a pig queef
Caused me grief, stress relief
I be smokin' pork butt, rolled up like a fkin' fat spleef
Failed to service me, makin' ya tax thief
CIVIL SERVANT, can't cum until yer de-briefed
So listen heeeeere, grab yer fkin' handkerchief
Pay attention to my mfkin' motif
Exposin' y'all right up to yer fuckin' Chief
Jack n coke? Off duty? I'm in disbelief
Soon you'll be the goof, just a dude boofin' booty lube
Ass to mouth, suckin' nutz like they be jujubes
Big Bubba be yo lovah
Now u gotta hovah
Hurts when u sit
When u take fkin' shit, GAPE.

Cornwall Police Service Non-Emergency Line
(613) 933-5000
MacKAY, Tommy Constable ext 2789
MAXWELL, Chad Inspector ext 2420
SPOWART, Shawna Deputy Chief 2753

Booze cruisin, killing humans
(car crash sample)
Back in '07, sent a dude to heaven
Pascal's Tercel shoulda sent you to hell
Woulda never met ya
Wouldn't have to check ya

I ruin n I wreck ya
My sista might deck ya
When you finally arrest her
Might off herself like Chester
No one will recollect her
From the government sector
Ain't never gon forget ya
RLC neva let ya

Verse 3
Tommy
Did ya burn ya house down?
You look like a drinker of that bottom shelf liquor?
Not much of a thinker, my D is ten times thicker
If we're pussies, you'd be pinker
I'll put 2 fingers in yer
My thumb in yer stinker
I'm the bait, you're the sinker
I'm the methhead, you're the drinker
If we're cocks, you're the shrinker
I smoke rocks, you shoot glocks
I'm Jordan Poapst
AKA MC Frosty, Ricky mfkin' Dinkles

credits

released August 5, 2020
Composed, performed, produced, mixed, mastered by MC Frosty and YT Chat.
Lyrical/production contributions by:
Seamus Davis
Anzner
Nizz
FusionAmoeba
Kyle Loder
Yung Dookie
Pepe Silvia
Hammi Turtle
Victoriano Amezcua

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MC Frosty Cornwall, Ontario

MC Frosty is an alter-ego, created by Jordan Poapst, originated circa 1998/1999, in Cornwall,ON - first performing rap covers as part of local band, Biomass.

Jordan dabbled in multiple bands over the next decade or more, always keeping MC Frosty as a side project.

Resuming MC Frosty in Nov 2014, he produced the demo album, Go Frost Yourself

2018 has been a big year, releasing over 25 tracks. ... more

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