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METH CURES #COVID19 (w/ Dr. Dinkles)

by MC Frosty

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I am not a doctor.

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It really wasn't all that long ago
Pandemic, the h1n1, took a half a mil though
Pneumonic infection now ya breathin real slow
Scientific innovation found a cure, in vitro

2012 was the year, hell on Earth was the fear
Apocalypse near, a new start for us here
Prophecy unfulfilled, maybe stuck in first gear
Pharmaceutical lab found how to make ya virus-clear

Methamphetamine cures COVID-19 x3
From lab to lab, we be breakin' 'rona bad

Sooo nice how tweakin' 'tina ices the flu virus
Method science, hear my evidence-based hypothesis
COVID meets death from interaction with meth
No mo' shortness of breath, chance of side effects
Like wakefulness,
Compulsiveness,
Sex drive will not rest
Rub one out while in bed
"Masturbation boosts immunity" is what the meme said
Refuse to get high, choose to get covi-DEAD

Methamphetamine cures COVID-19 x2
Hypothetically
It remains to be seen
From lab to lab, we be breakin' 'rona bad

Now ya thinkin about it, before ya fact check the truth
You my DInkles’ advocate, report this track as fake news
No option left, what the you gon' do?
Crank yo ‘scrip, baby, Dr. Ricky got you
If 'rona’ put me on my deathbed, it won't be too soon
Gonna smoke shards til the grim reaper come through
Magick crystal 8-ball showin y’all what is true
If meth don't cure COVID, thats it, we're all doomed

credits

released March 29, 2020
Produced, programmed and vocals performed by MC Frosty
Co-produced by Jahn
Lyrics by MC Frosty and Jahn

"Dreams of Love and Japan" by Love and Japan, sampled and used with permission.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCkH8PjNRttWN11CAgnsek-g

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MC Frosty Cornwall, Ontario

MC Frosty is an alter-ego, created by Jordan Poapst, originated circa 1998/1999, in Cornwall,ON - first performing rap covers as part of local band, Biomass.

Jordan dabbled in multiple bands over the next decade or more, always keeping MC Frosty as a side project.

Resuming MC Frosty in Nov 2014, he produced the demo album, Go Frost Yourself

2018 has been a big year, releasing over 25 tracks. ... more

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