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Should Forget About Me
03:22
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Don't be playin me
Shock rocket, ain't no stoppin til i'm hittin the spot
Shit talkin', push yo buttons til ya ready to pop
Every time, the results the same
Take ya time, the insults, the game
Bottom blockin', so i lay it down across the top
Ya gave me yo word, you'd never play me, now ya about ready to drop?
Do you remember the shame?
You thought that we could use names...
If you don't want some more
Ya should forget about me
Ya should forget about me
Ya should forget about me
Look it up, bring it back
Gettin' high scorin'
Dubba trip trip - I be soarin'
Til' 3 in the mornin, pop a molly
You'd think that I'd be whoring
But i'm real boring
You might even say that I'm lame
But you'll never beat me at this game
I play all of my tiles, seven letter lingo bingo
I'm ahead by a mile, second time that ain't no thing tho
Full rack, crack a stack, as a matter of fact
I rat-a-tat-tat when I bust my "QAT"
Bet ya didn't know that
Bet ya didn't know that
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Errybody Else
03:09
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Ya think to yourself "I wanna be a rockstar"
So ya learn to play other people's songs on the guitar
Ya get real good at it so ya form a tribute
It is not your ability that is under dispute
Why would you show everyone your interpretations?
Impress with the best, original creations
Instead you're like a musical parasite
Feeding off the songs errybody else writes
I play covers, like no other, i don't write songs, it takes too long, i play big crowds
I play it real loud, i'm real proud
Why try when you can play songs written by errybody else?
If ya want it, then ya thought it, so jump on it, then ya got it, ya can flaunt it
But ya just watch it, cuz it caught ya
Why think for yourself when you can be like errybody else?
Make it sound like this, make it sound like that
Ya step into lab, mindset is pre-fab
Everything you suggest is from the latest trend,
Or download the sample used by 5 of your friends
How can you expect to create anything new?
When all of your ideas are recycled and re-used
Instead you're like a musical amputee
Always rhyming to errybody else's beats
I'm a poet, didn't know it, only write rhymes, cuz it takes time, hot fire i spit,
i hope my lyrics, are gonna fit
Over the beats written by errybody else
Ya sittin at home ya chillin all by yourself
Why not occupy ya time with the life of somebody else
Feel the need to read the feed, ya checkin' erryone's posts,
Feed the need to speed repeat, ya love dem memes the most
Ya share dem "lies" "cries" "tries" "dies" - ya outta control
One of the many reasons that you'll never break the mould
Instead you're like a digital junkie,
Jonesin to high off of the lives of errybody.
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Persnickety Bitch
01:41
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We gettin' hot and heavy
We be gettin' all sweaty
You been jerkin me steady
Whoops! I came already
you's a persnickety bitch
Picky 'bout how i lickety spit
how i be clickin yo clit
Yo face look like you about to be sick
Come on
You a persnickety bitch
Ya never gettin' off on my dick
Doesn't matter how I wiggle it
You be cummin when i give yo clit a flickety flick
It's a pump, pump squirt
Now I've got some work
Cuz if I leave right now you'll think I'm some kind of jerk
I've got an obvious problem with my stamina
Trust me, bitch, i'd much rather be rammin ya'
I'm feelin the need to apologize
I bet ya regret giving me those fuck-me eyes
The disappointment is no surprise
Been cummin' premature my whole life
Now I know it's time to get on my knees
I know god damned well I've got a pussy to please
On my way down, you tell me that you don't like oral
Lip service, but I ain't about to quarrel
Time to resort to my manual dexterity
Finger fuck you to express my sincerity
thought I'd get you off if I hit yo G-spot
pussy dried up, so now I'm thinkin' not
I start clickin yo pussy like a computer mouse
I figure one more chance before you kick me out
"so How do you like it?" I finally ask
Ya says "Ya gotta flick my clit with two fingers in my ass!"
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5. |
Cryptic Status
02:12
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Trying to decode your latest cryptic status
hyperventilating in my breathing aparatus
refresh, reload, yeah, it's my form of madness
i don't really see a need for all of the dramatics
All i see is double meaning
Do you want me intervening
All I feel is trouble breeding
Attention is what you are needing
Bitch please, just be straight forward
Why you gotta go and make shit all awkward
Coulda just got on the phone and hollered
Enough of yo shit, i can't really be bothered
Figure out the mystery inside yo mind
By reading your text, one line at a time
You made it public, the truth is well disguised
Your side of the story is shrouded in lies
Now it's time to return the favour
Imma respond with so many flavours
Her brain gonna be like a test taster
Until confusion has fully embraced her
You not gonna know what the fuck is goin on
Not gonna know what the fuck the problem
Not gonna comment on the situation
We got a problem with communication
Figuring out the intricacies of my mind
Figure out how I feel, by reading one word at a time
Then I made that shit public, for everybody's eyes
My turn bitch, to spread some fuckin' lies
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Religious Zealot
02:57
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so much hatin goin on
love thy neighbour as thyself
let's get right to it
What the fuck is with all you motherfuckers gettin yo hate on
Read a book and now you think you know what we're all made of
Commanding the way that people should live based on your opinion
Fear mongering, disseminating stories based on superstition
On one side, ya preaching love, forgiveness and acceptance
Than ya turn around, spread the hate, against those for their perceived sins
You oppress them because they live a different lifestyle and it offends you,
Now Frosty's here, you pieces of shit, pray to God he comes and saves you
Y'all think that you and God that you be best franz
Spreadin the good word, based on interpretation
But all you end up doin is a bunch of hatin
You the ones endin up in hell with yo biggoted franz
When you take your beliefs too far, as to try control other people
You try to recruit them into what is now your cult
You think you're the one who will guide us to salvation?
You're the one who's on the path to eternal damnation
Shouldn't need to tell of the horrors surrounding Christianity
The Crusades, The Inquisition - Priesthood sexual abuse of authority
All committed in the name of your God, don't you find that odd
These are the sins that you preach for, when you pushin yo' conformity
Now Imma tell you about my God, cuz we be best franz
Comes from with in me, call it the book of the Methamatician
Beliefs and moral code derived from experiences
Using a form of magick, you might call it Satanism
The only truth that matters are people's intentions
That they be rooted in love, is what your God commands
Do unto to others - that means every single human
Who the fuck are you to be judging condemnation?
If there is a hell, that's gonna be straight where you're headin,
Denied at the gates, because of hate, won't be no heaven
For eternity, you gonna be tortured and tormented,
If you believe in that shit - you're clearly demented
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7. |
White Cunt
02:14
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he said hey buddy i can stream you all day
if you can stream me all mfkin day
i said - will you suck my dick too if i suck yours
Remove the picture, reported - hey Jordan
There's something about this photo that bothers me
Would you please take it down?
Remove the picture, you're reported - hey Jordan
This will also result in account suspension
Hopefully you gonna get it white cunt
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8. |
#guylauzonisgreat
02:29
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I have old and wrinkly balls
They sure are old and wrinkly
All I be doin is pooin on the Liberals
I don't give a fuck about the general
Population
My job isn't to poo on the liberals
They elected a fool, no intelluctual
Observations
All I care about is money collected by the government
How the liberals spend it, ya it brings me discontent
Because my party told me to
It doesn't seem like I have a brain of my own
Brainwash constituents with anti-liberal tone
Because my party told me to
Made a statement to prevent the legal weed
Even though my constituents they love it in deed
But not the elderly who vote me in
I have no clue what it takes to really win
I'm not in touch with reality
My politics promote irrationality
And it's all just so that I can keep my comfy seat
As your member of parliament - yeah, it made me rich
You's a bitch, motherfucker
What can I say?
Using social media influence to try and sway
All the good hearted people to vote your way
Now Imma come along and ruin yo' motherfuckin' day
Have a drink on me, or maybe twenty
You get drunk, I get crunk - the alcohol is plenty
I know it's a disease and that it makes you sick,
Guy Lauzon can suck my Frosty dick
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MC Frosty Cornwall, Ontario
MC Frosty is an alter-ego, created by Jordan Poapst, originated circa 1998/1999, in Cornwall,ON - first performing rap
covers as part of local band, Biomass.
Jordan dabbled in multiple bands over the next decade or more, always keeping MC Frosty as a side project.
Resuming MC Frosty in Nov 2014, he produced the demo album, Go Frost Yourself
2018 has been a big year, releasing over 25 tracks.
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