Introducing, Out of the 613 Hailing From Cornwall, Ontario Longtime member of the Criminal Police Service: Constable-Detective, Ricky Dinkles!!! RICKY DINKLES Haaw yeah, officer of the law It's my mfkin' duty to protect all y'all Took 4 fuckin' tries to make it on the force Gotta be smart as a pig, and built like a horse I spent most of my career bustin' potheads n' hotheads '07, killed a drunk driver, so lucky that I'm not dead Ha Cover-up by my homeboys We tha Criminal Police that your city employs Pimpin' Crown Vics, bitch, we gonna make you snitch Don't matter if yer thirteen, we gonna treat you so mean Intimidate ya with threats until ya come clean Cuz yo sister called us when she caught you with a gram o weed (Hook, Frosty) The police here are the criminals Treat us in a way that's unconstitutional Violate the rights they swore to protect $50K a day, the city's budget projects I'm the type o mfka set his house on fire Make that insurance paper, you won't call me a liar Cuz I'm the LAWWWW, bitch! So ya gon' trust me My badge gives me mad automatic credibility Not to mention plausible deniability My authority shields me from ever being guilty Y'all should know better than to fuck with me Shoulda been the case with that mfkin Frosty FROSTY Awwwww yeahhh, think you above the law? I made it MYcfkin business now to fix all y'all Corruption starts at the bottom, ya see Unfortunately, ya tried to pull a fast one on Frosty Maybe I called ya, out of curiosity Just to see, how the law applies to me Living in poverty, Government employee Assaulted me violently Supposed to be family (Don't forget the tresspassing) Maybe, you thought that it would unlikely That a blue-haired, punk motherfucker like me Would be so well-versed in the legalese Hold you to a standard of expertise Watchin' every motherfuckin' move that you make Gave ya every single chance to fix your fuckin' mistakes I never learned how to give people a break if u fuckin' with Frosty...there's a chance that you take That I won't come right back over top of ya, just to dominate Ya At your own fuckin' game By your own fuckin' rules Imma do ya some good, Comin for you - #MCFrosty4Mayor in '22 The police here are the criminals Treat us in a way that's unconstitutional Violate the rights they swore to protect $50K a day, ripping off our city and our citizens

It's the first of the month and I've got obligations Got my rent, got my bills to pay i'm pretty hungry, didn't eat much for the last week Speed cost less than food anyway Ya gimme what I need, ya cover my basic needs Ya got my booze got my smokes ya got my lottery ya got my weed n groceries Ya gimme what I need, ya cover my basic needs Ya got my booze got my smokes ya got my groceries N a lil rock, lord help me livin on government money, i got a free ride for life I think I'm gonna get fuckin' high tonight Found my paradise, yeahhhh It is my right to survive This is how I choose to live my life Now we on to next month Call my buddy grab an ounce on front 90% pure cocaine I keep saying "This will be the last time" Then i get caught up in all lines Just to make a little money After this, I quit I think it's time to go legit I've had enough of this shit Ya gimme what I need, ya cover my basic needs Ya got my booze got my smokes ya got my lottery ya got my weed n groceries livin on government money, i got a free ride for life I think I'm gonna get fuckin' high tonight Found my paradise, yeahhhh It is my right to survive This is how I choose to live my life I'm livin' off the taxpayers' money Most people don't find it funny But I still thank you for keeping me alive, yeah Imma smoke a crack rock for you tonight Thank you again for saving my life Do you think I'm happy inside? (Do you care?) Now I ain't trollin' tho Let's talk a contribution to society How about your slavery? Either working for the man or jerkin' his dick When will you lose yo grip? Wanna look down on me? Cuz I'm in poverty On the path to fulfilling my destiny Temporary circumstances Have landed me In a position of instability Don't feel bad for me, dont' get angry I'm exactly where I should be Out of necessity ...and, no, it's not as easy as it seems To be MC Motherfuckin' Frosty Feel the bass drum of a welfare bum There's no dispute how i contribute As I ruin you hourly pay, annual raise Ya life quality is based on a policy You're trapped Not enough time in the day Because ya trade it away All you do is complain You don't have what it takes To make the escape Settle like the rest, for less Depress, detest Stress, pain, disdain Insane anxiety You can't hide it from me Break the cycle and yo life will change Take a minute to try n win it Reset, no regret, don't let them take yo freedom away Disrupt the cycle motherfuckers and yo lives will change

So I open my browser Ain't wearin no trousers Freeholder headline was the first thing I seen "Bernadette Clement elected as first female and black mayor in Cornwall" Then I Google the Election Quote the Seaway News section It wasn't a headline But it was the same thing that I seen "First female of colour to be a mayor" In a society that's not supposed to be sexist or racist In our community, the locals they make it a basis Of importance, you see, the media throw it in our faces Like it makes a difference, who the fuck is running our places Our public spaces, I think we can all agree, It's better than David Murphy, Suckin' on the titties of our Conservative MPs Gettin' shitfaced with Guy Imprinted in our memories Forever as the dude who lost to the... "First female of colour to be a mayor" Congratu-muthafuckin'-lations, Bernadette! You deserve it!!

Awww yeah #RuinLifeCrew Soon she'll be gone It was easy to see that you didn't make her happy I could tell that she was in hell Took a little while to crack a smile I connect to intersect Now Ya life is wrecked Disrespect you deserve, you had the nerve To take her for granted, felt lost n stranded She wished loving you wasn't so hard I said, "My dick is hard," Soon we fuckin' like St. Bernards Yo bitch ain't a ho, she wanted to take it slow That all changed when we sniffed some blow Cocaine, fishscale, make em horny Make the best gf wanna take off her clothes That's my formula, my recipe To steal yo bitch, pussy robbery All she had to do, is escape from you Break outta jail, thanks to my thievery (she gone) Didn't know didn't know What you hid from me You still did her wrong Soon she'll be gone Now, the thing with me is, emotionally On the inside I'm cold, you might say "frosty" Taking yo bitch was so easy, like the time that I stole candy from a fuckin' baby, yo bitch didn't call me maybe But did she did call me "daddy" n "papi" n "hottie" n "godly" n "naughty" Best part is, there wasn't much you could do To motherfuckin stop me Oooooh yo bitch is special Quite the surprise, everyy time she looked in my eyes Not the norm, to feel somethimg warm inside Oooh yo bitch is precious Ya didn't know didn't know That yo' killin me Didn't notice me come up on ya N steal yo bitch! Now she gone now she gone And now you's a bitch Imma a play your sad sad song While I fuck yo bitch I'm actually grateful That you treated her so hatefully I became her white knight, saving her gracefully, playfully Returned her to the bright side of life, even if temporarily Unfaithfully She needed it desparately Especially If she was so fucking sad That she gave a chance To a god-damned, motherfuckin', piece of shit like me Oooooh yo bitch is special Motherfucker, she's precious Soon she'll be gone I wanna thank you thank you For misery We fell in love so easily N that's when I stole yo bitch Not much you can do And now you's a bitch Imma a play your sad sad song While I fuck yo bitch