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Backpages
02:54
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You know, sometimes we can all feel alone in this world
But there's always someone there to warm you up
MC Frosty knows
Chorus:
i haven't got laid in ages
my dick's so hard, i just might be contagious
that's why i'm here to tell you
i'm spending all my wages on the backpages
i haven't got laid in ages,
my dick's so hard and i might be contagious,
that's why i'm trying to text you
I wanna spend all my wages on the backpages.
Verse 1:
So lonely when I sit at home,
Thinkin of all the good times, broken heart syndrome,
So then I open up my browser, just to see what's there,
Hopin to find a pretty girl with the same colour hair
Then suddenly I'm overwhelmed,
Feels like I'm watching Bleu Nuit back when I was twelve,
I can choose from all the pussy I could ever need,
Bareback, maybe a duo, fetish, GFE!!
(Chorus)
So I pick a sexy girl I think I'm gonna like,
Send her a text message, gotta make sure the price is right,
Two hundy for an hour, and I don't even care,
When I know god damn well 5 minutes gonna get me there
So i show up at the motel, and I knock on the door,
What the fuck! It's not the same girl from the pics that I saw before,
But to tell you the truth, i don't even mind,
I negotiated greek style, raw dog from behind!!
Then she opens her mouth, all she speaks is French,
She's been freshly assfucked, I can tell by the stench,
"C'est quoi la probleme?" she asks me real blunt,
Motherfuckin' limp dick, and I paid upfront!!!!
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I Like Meth
03:35
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Chorus:
I like meth,
Snort it up in the morning,
I like meth,
Smoke it in the afternoon,
I like meth,
I drink it like you drink coffee,
I like meth
If meth brings death, it's coming real fucking soon
When I wake up in the morning, wait,
I didn't sleep,
How many days has it been, or has it been weeks?
So much on my mind as I lay in bed,
I'm solving math equations while you're giving me head,
Nostrils burnin', you know i love the feelin',
Bathroom skeevin', you know where we're meetin',
Bustin' out keys, hopin' nobody sees,
Already high as fuck, gonna do as I please,
Moments away from feelin' the burn,
You motherfucker, gonna wait your turn
Crystal methamphetamine is such a treat
Now MC Frosty's bringin the heat
(Chorus)
Yeah, I'm hittin that shit all night at the party,
Talkin up a storm, soundin like a smarty -
Pants, like Sherlock Holmes, more like i'm chillin'
like a villain , like Professor Moriarty
My energy, my knowledge, it turns you on,
You wanna get high, lets go have some fun,
We go upstairs so we can do a bump,
Not much longer til we doin the hump,
Ice be makin' all the bitches horny,
Fuckin' all night, til early in the morning
It's 6am and you want another round,
Take a puff off the stem and we're ready to pound,
You're begging me to stick it right in your ass
Which is an opportunity i won't let pass, bitch
Every good thing, must come to an end,
Since theres no meth left, I won't pretend,
Like I don't know exactly what is on it's way,
Feels like death, that's all I can say....
COMING DOWN
I hate meth,
Makes me frosty in the morning,
I hate meth,
Frosty in the afternoon,
I hate meth,
I'm coming down, here's your early warning
Crystal meth,
I got more meth coming, and it's coming real fucking soon
I like meth,
Snort it up in the morning,
I like meth,
Smoke it in the afternoon,
I like meth,
I drink it like you drink coffee,
I like meth,
If meth brings death, it's coming real fucking soon
I hate meth,
Makes me frosty in the morning,
I hate meth,
Frosty in the afternoon,
I hate meth,
I'm coming down, here's your early warning
Where's my meth?
Better be quick, cuz I'm crashing real fucking soon
(Chorus out)
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3. |
Frosty The Snow Man
03:03
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awww yeahhh... no corn cob pipes allowed up in this motherfucker
startin out, didn't take too long for me to realize hypocrisy,
pretty much everything they taught us in school, motherfuckin' lies to me,
don't need a degree, to make cash in this life, live without strife,
I'm telling y'all need is a bag of yay, a cell phone, yo bitch and a motherfuckin knife.
let's go, you like yo shit soft or hard, i can see you fiend, i know you gonna
put it in a pipe in your nose in your arm, cuz you think it won't do you no harm
take the bag, throw it on the table, make sure it's stable, and now you're able
take your lighter to crush it up... it sounds like this
thumpety thump thump
slingin' caine, brings dem dirty bitches, all around, ridin up and down,
from every town, stayin awake for one more line of that Frosty Flake
you know it Tony, dem bitches phony, willing to trade for a bag, and i get a chance to make dem moany
coke sluts, they're my fave, the way they behave, no soul to save, pussy's always shaved,
always down to fuck - not because of my luck
It's cuz I sell cocaine - and when we fuck... it sounds like this
thumpety thump thump
It hurts inside to ruin your life
I never meant to ruin your life
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4. |
Thieves
02:22
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Verse 1:
Frosty air in the winter mist,
Gotta be ice cold just to fuck with this...
You try to take things that don't belong to you,
Like the nazi situation during world war two
Your existence relies on feeding off others,
One after another, why did your mother not smother
You on the day you were born, you would never recover,
Never have the chance to tell her you love her.
She must be so motherfuckin goddamn proud,
"My kid's a fucking thief!" she cries out loud.
Chorus:
It doesn't really matter what it is you take,
Cash off the table, or the riffs I make,
This world would be a much better place without you
Verse 1:
I can plainly see you're back at it again,
No respect for other people, your family, your friends,
You put on your charm, just to work your way in,
Waiting for your chance, the perfect moment for sin,
I know that you feel like God forgot about you,
But the truth of it is, You who forgot about you,
You ain't worth shit, motherfucker get real
I send shivers to your soul, but at least I don't steal.
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MC Frosty Cornwall, Ontario
MC Frosty is an alter-ego, created by Jordan Poapst, originated circa 1998/1999, in Cornwall,ON - first performing rap
covers as part of local band, Biomass.
Jordan dabbled in multiple bands over the next decade or more, always keeping MC Frosty as a side project.
Resuming MC Frosty in Nov 2014, he produced the demo album, Go Frost Yourself
2018 has been a big year, releasing over 25 tracks.
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