Chorus: I'm so mutherfuckin' Frosty From the front to back Sniff a fat fuckin line and then i'll smoke some crack Fiend Rock Oxy Speed THC Yayo - yayoo Verse #1 When I feel that jones, I know I'm outta control, I feel it deep in my bones, goin' straight through my soul I'm fiending rock, oxy, speed, THC or yayoooo If that's what you holdin', then gimme a Heyoooo These are my drugs of choice, unless I be trippin, Then i'll drop a hit, maybe shroom tea i'll be sippin Whatever it takes to get me out of this place, I can forget all my mistakes, if i just smoke some freebase If i'm fiending for some rock, then imma cook it up And if I'm fiending for some Oxy, imma crush it up and if I'm fiending for some Speed, i'm gonnna chew it up if i'm fiending for some weed, then imma blaze it up and if I'm fiending for some chachie, imma sniff it up and if I'm fiending for some pussy, imma get it up if i'm feelin like a wussy, imma suck it up, Now I'm feelin Frosty Fresh and imma fuck it up. Chorus x2 Verse #2 I finally managed to make the pain fade away, it took an 8-ball of yay, only two-fitty i paid - it was a nice big rock, yeahh fresh off the block, i sniffed two big rails and then i started to talk Now i'm fiending for some rock, so imma cook it up I grab a spoon and some soda, now I heat it up Wait for it to harden, then I smoke it up Now I'm fiending for some weed, so I toke it up Not too long til I want another hit, Hammer to the head, I'm too legit to quit, Want the rush to last longer, so I eat some deeps, The high isn't stronger, but guaranteed to lose some sleeps In a few hours, the paranoia be creepin, No fuckin way I be sleepin, I'm checkin' windows be peepin', I'm outta drugs, I keep eyein the door, Time to get on my knees - and start combin'the floooooor Snoop the front curtains, then do the slide Checkin the carpet, where the rock may hide Scoop the back curtains, then do the slide Farm the carpet, search everywhere inside

Yeah, this one goes out to all the ladies, who've had to put to up with this shit for wayyy tooo long from all these motherfuckin' redecks Verse #1 Sportin' a frown, bored of just sittin around, last night i spent my paycheque with the finest escort in town, But i'm still real thirsty for some of that poontang, so i whip out my dick, and let dem balls a swang, Figure I take a quick pic, maybe snap it twice, crop that cock, make sure my shaft looks nice, Now I search for a sexy lady, in the hopes that maybe just maybe, my hi-res jpeg gone get me some head Switch to the fake profile, my pic is a selfie, I downloaded some dude's 8-pack, makes me look super healthy Quite sure that i'll attract, as a matter of fact, every woman i contact, here's to hopin she's wealthy I finally track her down, she looks kinda rich, i really just hope that she isn't a bitch, Send her a private message, I hope she gets to back me... Used my fave pickup line - "Do you like the Big D?" Chorus Cuz I be sittin' at home, with nothing else to doooo Why not take a picture of my dick, and send it off to youuuu? When I be online, pickin up chicks, what else is there to doooo? Imma snappa pic o' my dick, cuz i really wanna be yo' boo Verse #2 To no one's surprise, she actually gets back to me, Angry face emoji? i think that she's mad at me, Lord only knows, it perplexes me why, She wouldn't like a dick pic from some random guy She proceeds to tell me off, every name the book, Makes me feel like a criminal, like i'm some kinda crook, I thought she'd be nicer when she saw that my dick has a hook, Are you sure you don't just wanna take one more look? She tells me it's a form a sexual harassment, I coulda sworn it was a form of sexual advancement, She tries to convince me that I'm a total sociopath, That there's something wrong with me?! She unleashes her wrath, Now for some odd reason, it's getting kinda chilly, Like a Frosty mist, ain't no Milli Vanilli, For real motherfuckers - stop acting silly Treat women with respect, or imma chop off yo' Willy!!!! Motherfuckin' right yo' clearly psychotic, imma guess your next move is to slip a narcotic, in her drink, so she can't think about her next move, then you'd try to get her ass upstairs to her room... You're an online rapist, a sexual predator - in the game of life - you're a losing competitor I swear if you send one more pic Frosty gonna make you feel like John Wayne Bobbit Chorus x2

(Frosty) Rollin' outta my bed, it's a brand new day Trollin' as usual, no particular way Opinions divided, wrongs to be righted Motherfucker sighted, gonna blow you away Like an AR-15 on the social media scene I'm hunting down the ignorant, the arrogant and mean Now you're running for cover, go cry to your mother I'm mass debating murder on computer screens (Fat Addict) Sittin' at home alone, mindin' my biz I start the day - I wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey and jizz I'm never satisfied with just one bite So I post a pic online of what I ate last night I ate a Pogo, a pizza, rotisserie chicken With a side of Astroglide, off my dick it be drippin' Final course, dessert, one more squirt Hot fudge, creampie - I got a Frosty alert.... I hate doctors and diets (Frosty) Now I'm approaching climax over gun policy But then a status scrolls by that's just disgusting to me Fat fuck, gluttony, looks like he's eating for three Motherfucker's so proud of his obesity I lose my stiffy, now I'm trollin' him hard Threaten to stuff his fat face in a bucket of lard I wanna drown his ass in all that he loves While he's chokin' his chicken in his winter gloves (Fat Addict) Why's this motherfucker Frosty hatin' on me? I'm just a hungry motherfucker with a PhD I'm the Fat Addict, son, and this is what I do I eat fuckin' food, I jerk off and poo I smell my dog's farts just for somethin' to do I hate running, and jogging, and walking, and standing, and trying, and breathing and washing my balls I hate doctors and diets and multi-level malls I hate running, and jogging, and walking, and standing, and trying, and breathing and washing my balls

Feelin' all alone at midnight, got a devil inside of me, Tryin' to fight it, I can't let it ouuuuuut Pocket full of cash, gettin paid, makin money, Plenty ways to spend to it, gettin high, buyin honeys But that's not what this song is aboouuuut, I've got another bad habit that degenerates me Whackin off, jackin off, yeah, masturbating Only takes a couple minutes, i'll explain the best way i know how A hot memory, a fantasy of you stimulates me, Suckin me, fuckin me, your pussy gyrating So I tube it, then i lube it - make my dick slick and i'm ready to start strokin it now. I'm alone again at midnight (pleasin myself again) I've got no girlfriend (sex with my hand instead) Cock's rock hard, yeah my dick's real veiny, Cum thunderstorm a brewin', it's about to get rainy, It's my 3rd time today, like a can i can spray, Or like a skunk with my junk, i funk it up like a celibate monk Just in case you're curious, i stroke it real furious, Not cuz i'm in a hurry, i just take my pleasure serious, Pressure builds, eruption like a volcano Unclog the pipes, like a bottle of Draino Heavy breathing, my legs go numb, Time to blow a massive load, yeah I 'm ready to cum My grip gets tighter, like i'm a chokin a fighter, Orgasm exciter, i'm a sperm expeditor I let out a moan, maybe it's more of groan, At the moment of bliss, aimed for the ceiling but i missed I made a beautiful mess, it's all over my chest, Now I'm alone, and missing you, cuz baby yo' pussy's the best. I'm alone again at midnight (pleasin myself again) I've got no girlfriend (sex with my hand instead) At the stroke of midnight (beatin' my dick again) I need a girlfriend (i wanna fuck again) Auto-manipulation, self-gratification Spanking the monkey, i'm a hairy-palmed junkie Cruising for an oozing, a gooey conclusion I be Slappin n fappin, I be wankin n yankin, I be slickin my stick I be milking my dick Orgasm spasm, I be creamin some semen, Producin my juice A form of self-abuse It's a midnight masturbate MC Frosty gonna motherfuckin' ejaculate!